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Official Hoochie Mama Card™ and Pimp Daddy Card™ 4 Pack FREE SHIPPING (Official and Original)

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Are you a Hoochie Mama?  Finally, it is here. "Official Hoochie Mama Card" ™ 

When people call you names or the authorities want to stop you, detain you, arrest you and possibly put you in jail, you can show them that you are an Official Hoochie Mama. Your card has a personal serial registration on the back.

You may also like the "Official Pimp Daddy Card" ™

You are not just a Pimp, you are an Official Pimp Daddy.  "Don't leave your superfly ride without it"

Give them to your friends. Or to people who you know.

Also available is the "Official Race Card".™ When the Man pulls you over and asks you for your drivers license, just give him your license along with the Race Card.  He will probably laugh and let you go.

"The police stopped me and asked me why I had a gun on the back seat.?" I showed him my Official Race Card and he told me to have a nice day." Who does that? Montreal Jackson, Chicago, IL.  New website under construction

This is a Novelty Card and has no cash value and cannot be used at ATM machines.

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