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Featuring a sleek chip‑style design, raised numbers, and a bold “official” look, this card proudly announces your membership in the world’s most questionable loyalty program. Flash it at parties, hand it to your partner, or keep it in your wallet for emergencies — because you never know when you’ll need to prove your elite status.

Cardholder Perks May Include: • Rapid‑fire rewards (no waiting period required) • Unlimited solo‑mission points • Premium satisfaction benefits • Zero judgment, maximum comedy

Perfect for gag gifts, bachelor/bachelorette parties, adult humor collections, or anyone who appreciates a good double‑entendre delivered with style.

The Master Bates Reward Card: Because some rewards programs are… hands‑on.